Leafy green lovers, peace lovers, families, children.  Today our very way of life has been challenged by the Ricey Ricefields movement, a evil organization that encourages the pain, suffering, and enslavement of innocent men, women, and children. We cannot live in a world were children are just thankful that they weren’t shot while crossing the street. We cannot live in a world where violent evil men like Stalin rule and thirst to cause more pain and suffering in the world. I and history’s greatest leaders consider it a personal right to eat nutritious leafy greens and live in freedom and piece. We shall fight back for our very way of life we shall make the world a better, more leafy greenier place!