Now that everybody has had time to calm down, I would like to write another will.

Will:

I would like all of my stuff to go to my 2nd alternate account (will be logging on within 48 hours). I have written this will because I wish to pick up where I left off. I will also be using a mobile hotspot to change my 2nd alternate account’s ip address.

My first will can be found at http://piratemc.com/topic/the-will-of-one-recently-deceased-zandad/