Pirate Craft. Secret Santa

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December 1, 2015 at 6:34 pm #24535
Xeron
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Yeah sure what the hell, ill take part.

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‘Joke’: What did the snowman say after meeting Santa?

It was nICE meeting you.

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December 1, 2015 at 7:03 pm #24539
Lawzoneon
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Count me in too

i dont have a joke
December 1, 2015 at 9:28 pm #24555
CaptainCracken
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when i saw this i immediately thought of christmas with the hermitcraft youtubers where they built a big tree with presents under it! the event was almost identical to this!

i bet i could build a christmas tree at cove or something :3

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December 1, 2015 at 9:46 pm #24559
Sting
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Wellp….i am in ^^
Got a good motivation to write a new book now^^
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A Wrapper.

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December 1, 2015 at 11:38 pm #24574
DirectorAnivian
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Anonymous wrote:

Bazurka wrote:

Bazurka. What do you call a pirate who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.

Pirates aren’t rebels, they’re just thieves. Rebels are people who actively go against their leader. Pirates just break the law and steal to profit, but they don’t count as rebels because they’re not doing it for any sort of political movement.

Your joke doesn’t work.

You, my friend, have been misled by present day media. Pirates weren’t just theives. Many of them saw themselves as rebels as did many leaders of the various European empires at the time. Take for example, Charles Vane, he was a prominent pirate captain of the Golden Age of Piracy and after the pirate republic got a lot of power, they began to take part in the global stage. Many pirates were supporters of the House of Stuart and despised King George I (House of Hanover). These supporters were called Jacobites. Vane and many other pirates were Jacobites and they attempted to have a rebellion and were planning to use their pirate ship fleet to combat the Royal Navy. However, the plan died off and never took flight when the Pretender’s mother died. Descendants of the House of Hanover still sit on the throne today.

Soooo no, the real life pirates weren’t just “thieves”… they were fairly powerful considering they brought trade with mother countries and their colonies to a grinding halt. They used this power to do things that wouldn’t be expected of mere “thieves” to do.

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December 5, 2015 at 8:06 am #24686
Icanra
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Ok. Tomorrow we stop taking in names. Any other wannabe participents?

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December 5, 2015 at 8:42 am #24687
Manda
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Name: Same as here, Mandarin_Panda

Best Christmas joke…

What is the best Christmas gift in the world?

A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!

"Nec possum tecum vivere, nec sine te."
-"I can live neither with you, nor without you."- ~ Uta
December 9, 2015 at 6:20 pm #24830
GodsDead
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This is going to be epic. Have we figured out how were going to randomize who gets who? This seems to work http://namedrawing.com/index.php you would have to keep it secret after you get the random list, and then write down on pieces of paper who gets who, or you could /mail send them who they have to get a present for, and keep a list.
December 10, 2015 at 7:42 am #24860
Icanra
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Uhh gods there was a bit of an issue with players. There is anither forums post on this

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December 13, 2015 at 8:00 pm #25077
GodsDead
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Icanra wrote:

Uhh gods there was a bit of an issue with players. There is anither forums post on this

What? so this already failed?
December 13, 2015 at 10:11 pm #25088
Sting
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Well actually some already exchanged presents….its just not really secret……and i like my pwesent :3
December 14, 2015 at 11:37 am #25105
GodsDead
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This was a massive failure.
December 14, 2015 at 5:55 pm #25119
PaulOnFire
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Try again… But make it secret this time?
December 14, 2015 at 5:55 pm #25120
Zeref_Dragneel2
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GodsDead wrote:

Icanra wrote:

Uhh gods there was a bit of an issue with players. There is anither forums post on this

What? so this already failed?

Unfortunately ya
December 14, 2015 at 6:09 pm #25121
koi0001
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the hype was unreal tho and these jokes were fun to read
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