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Hi guys, im gonna be helping out with the news now. This is my first one so if i make any mistakes or errors please bear with me. Thanks – Icanra

The Elves Return!</p>

After about a week or so of ‘leaving’ the server. Reptaria (now known as Solestial) announced that the Elves are coming back and that the whole leaving/disbaning the elves was all a rouse to stop the many attacks on the Elves and their leaders. Reptaria had this to say:

“We did not vanish and fade away. Our Government knew we had much pressure on our nation and that we had a corrupt way of living. I had no other options on what to do but one of the Elven lords suggested we “Kill the Elves” then resurrect it to get out of the pressure of the Elven Officials and community.”

So far we are unsure what will be the fate of the Elves but many players wish Reptaria and the Elven Empire all the best. Eye Witnesses to the scene has this to say:

“I look foward to working with the Elves and wish them luck with their newer and more streamlined Empire – hopefully with less political hiccups along the way” – CrazyPirate1

“What? The Elves are back! Yay! More people to kill!” – BlockKing2003

“Wait what are the Elves? Also do you have a ship?” – Some Newb

We hope to have more on the Elves and their affairs soon

Nothing Much Happens

Pirate Craft does a little dance

Grandma Leaves The Server

Grandma aka A1A/OPM/iGreed/xEnigma_/IoXoI  has announced leaving the server due to studies and school. Everyone is a little sad and we all hope that one day our Grandma will return. Fortunately for all the Pirate Bakers out there, due to Grandma leaving the cookie economy has boosted dramaticly meaning that cookie prices are at an all time high. Grandma leaving the server will be a big blow to everyone on the server and we hope for Grandma’s return.

SeconDeath is still here!

After SeconDeath saying that he will be leaving the server. It was a great surprise for everyone when he came back on, he is now frequently seen on the live map chatting and building. It is in this reporters opinion i think that Secon may soon make a comeback. Or PirateCraft is to addictive for him to resist, only time will tell.

Icanra’s Joke Of the Week:

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!”                                                                                                                                           “What do you mean?” the pirate replies, “I’m fine.”                                                                                    The bartender says, “But what about that wooden leg? You didn’t have that before.”                       “Well,” says the pirate, “We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I’m fine, really.”                                                                                                                        “Yeah,” says the bartender, “But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands.”      “Well,” says the pirate, “We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really.” “Oh,” says the bartender, “What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes.”                                                                                                                                                                “Well,” says the pirate, “One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye.”                                                                                                              “So?” replied the bartender, “what happened? You couldn’t have lost an eye just from some bird shat!”                                                                                                                                                                “Well,” says the pirate, “I really wasn’t used to the hook yet.”

The HEE Is Recruiting

The High Elven Empire are looking for mature players who aren’t playing just for the fact that they can pvp. The HEE want members who are the best at what they do and can be an example of a strong Elven Group to the entire server. (Contact Browe or Xadiez for more information)

Rohan Recruitment
Welcome to the Mighty Rohan Empire!
Created off of Lord of the Rings! Join, and fight for the men who died to protect Middle Earth!
We have secured Middle Earth! We have moved on to PirateCraft! A new threat is among us
now, PirateCraft is filled with pirates, bandits, and more!
Allies: the Elves and Verussia.
Thank you -_PigGuardian_ Emperor of Rohan

VaultTec Industries Are Recruiting!

This is the self-same group that made the beautiful vaults featured in the second part of the paper. Vault-Tec is an up and coming crew who are currently recruiting dwellers. Vault-Tec is led by the former military commander of EE. (Contact Rubihube or Lithvather for more information)

Wielders of Conscience are Recruiting!

Looking for players willing to work on resolving conflict on all levels. (msg Zeref_Dragneel2 in game or pm on site to join)

USE is recruiting!
(msg SBurger6969 for more info)

The Thirteen Colonies is Rercuiting!

/msg NickyB_123 to join the Thirteen Colonies! They are looking for many more members to join them in their adventures, take a look!

Need a Hired Mercenary to do some dirty work? /Mail or /Msg iTexter InGame

Quote of the Day: As KingKarim once said: “I dont get angry.. I get Stabby!” 2015