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June 30, 2015 at 9:16 pm #16583
Post all your jokes here! I’ll start.
How many germans does it take to change a light blub?
One. We are efficient and dont have humour.
June 30, 2015 at 9:18 pm #16584Why didnt the pirate get hungry on the desert island? Because of the sand-which was there
-Lithvather, Knight Of Winter
Slayer Of Darkness
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---------------------------------------------------June 30, 2015 at 9:43 pm #16589Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!Dr_solid~
Posesore of the Ope Ope No Mi
i realy like One Piece
June 30, 2015 at 10:07 pm #16593How many jesus’s does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. He is the light.
June 30, 2015 at 10:40 pm #16597How many software developers does it take to change a light bulb?
Woah, woah, woah… Slow down! That’s a hardware problem!
June 30, 2015 at 11:23 pm #16602How many anglers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five, and you should’ve seen this lightbulb! It must have been *this* big! Five of us were barely enough!
July 1, 2015 at 12:15 am #16605Grand-Overseer of Vault-Tec, and overseer of Vault 121.
Message me about joining Vault-Tec!July 1, 2015 at 12:22 am #16607A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.”
The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”
July 2, 2015 at 8:31 pm #16711What is the god of all the trees?
Spruce Almighty
-CaptainCracken
https://www.minecraftskinstealer.com/achievement/a.php?i=5&h=Hey+Big+Spender&t=Spend+Over+%242k+on+Food[/url]
July 3, 2015 at 3:59 pm #16750Why did the HMS stay for King and Queen?
Because his majesty was to lazy to change the name!
~Queen of the Woodland Elves
Elder of the High Council~July 3, 2015 at 4:37 pm #16753i dint get reps joke XD
How much did the pirate pay for his hook and peg leg?
(An arm and a leg!)
Dr_solid~
Posesore of the Ope Ope No Mi
i realy like One Piece
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