Date of Hurtfulness: Insignificant.

Caused by: Incorrect grammar.

Was a tissue needed: Too shell shocked (I remember having a conversation with Chailey about this. Yes, shell shocked is appropriate for this use), maybe later.

Will you be able to move past it: Of course not.

Reason for filling this report: Life just isn’t fair (and also not grammatically correct)

They told me I was mad… Just one spelling mistake, a “thats” instead of “that’s” on the lottery message. I’ll show them all! Spelling must be corrected, grammar perfected, and sentences edited until excellence is achieved. I’ll show them all, with comprehensive spelling corrections…

Please help me…

(Note: How awful would this be? An obsessed spell checker?)