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Aww, listen here dearie. You do whatever your fine young heart tells you to. When I was your age with far less wrinkles between my ass cheeks, I too ventured out like a wizard for my dreams…I ended up getting ran over by a reindeer at the age of 2501 but that’s not the point, sweetie stay focused. The point is dear snookums sweetie boo youngin whippersnapper doo dad mom twerk on dining table, that when you have an idea, goal, dream, accomplishment in mind, you grab it by the balls like I did Granpda before that “accident”, and you drag its balls down to eye level, and you say to your dream, “You WILL be fulfilled.” Now go out there and make the burning news, even if it’ll never be as good as the talking panda dragon warrior winnie the pooh mother fu*ker, you’ll still be yet another new news crew we can rely on. Make me proud, grandson/dearie/@$$hole/my last hope in humanity/baboon @$$crack/bro/otagowill!

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