Hello, players! I’m Monokuma, your new dictator!
I’ve noticed something about this server. It’s stuck on repeat! Nobody likes a re-run of an episode, that’s why I stopped paying for cable!
It’s always one group that rises to the top, followed by some tryhards that only exist to dethrone the other group.
B-O-R-I-N-G!
We need more violence and despair in-between the lines! After all, just two sides can’t make up a shape! That’s why I need YOU to help form the third side of our lovely triangle! Yes, you, the lowly cretin of the server who can’t refrain from shoving the silverware into the power outlets!
You’re probably asking why you’d want to join me, right? It’s simple! We call it “symbiosis”, which is found in nature all the time! You’re already meatshields, so you’ll be expendable meatshields, armed to the teeth with something capable of bringing the players who would torment you in the past to their knees! You have nothing to lose! In fact, you’ll gain wealth and power by doing as I say!
What am I getting out of this, you ponder?
Why, I simply want despair! Entertainment! Death!
- Stabbling
- Bludgeoning
- Decapitating
- Incinerating
- Smashing
- Gutting
Bonus points if you come up with any better method!
So what do you say? Do you want to be able to kill those god clad no-life players in a heartbeat? I can promise you that you’ll be more than able to if you join me.
If anyone is interested, why not send a message on the forums to your old friend Monokuma? If you do, I’ll message you the coordinates to a drop zone for the tools of the trade!
Hmm? Why can’t I tell you who I am? Fufufu… That would be bad for us. We’ve been on here for a while. Whoops! I’ve said too much! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Happy thrills, chills, and kills!
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