The Fate:

Due to recent events on the PirateCraft server and coupled with the new’s founder: Mandarin Panda, leaving the server for the foreseeable future the news unfortunately reports an end…

To Elexandre’s Salty Reign (gottcha :P)

The Player Elexandre was recently banned of the server on the 2nd of april 2016 at 3:42 am (on my birthday xD) for finally reaping what he sowed when GodsDead and the other admins banned him for: Advertising servers, multiple warns, tempmutes, tempbans, disgisting waste of human life” [PirateCraft Ban Management]. The Events that occurred as described by GodsDead were as such:
Im sleeping at 3am,  get woken up by a skype message from EmperorLew saying Elexandre is advertising EmperorLew copycat server, so I ban them both temporarily as its 3am and im trying to sleep and I don’t have time for this crap, /ban is used; not tempban as I don’t have the patience to write out the entire command on my phone, while in bed 3/4 asleep, so I can deal with these morons in the morning, there are no staff online.

I specifically tell Chailey who seems to be talking to Elexandre, this so they both know; and I specifically tell him that if Elexandre creates a bull-crap manipulative forum post then the ban is permanent, because I know the kind of person he is (Guess where im wasting my time replying to now?)

Elexandre backups are made, you didn’t stop anything, you have never helped the server or anyone, its you and you alone.

“I was muted for simply pointing out to Godsdead that his server was being ripped off by Lew and Secondeath” Thats a complete lie; you were muted as I was knee deep in testing 1.9 and you came onto the test server and shouted “WHY WAS I KICKED”, you legitimately stopped testing for 1.9 for everyone on piratecraft because you demanded to know why you were kicked, twat. maybe you were kicked for being a complete asshole you agree to being.

Elex then posted what seemed like a ban appeal, which was then i groaned expecting to read somthing like: I’m so sorry/i lernt my lession/i didnt do it/please let me back on the server. But when i loaded up the post labeled:’Not a Ban Appeal’ it was a torrent of abuse towards many players including staff and members such as: Reptaria, Emperor Salt, Secondeath and finally GodsDead. This seals the fact that Elex will never get back on the server, although i expect that he (like most other banned players like him) will return with more abuse.

So! Many! Spammers!

Recently on PirateCraft there was a new player named Ehm. He was on the server for a while before he started to shout alot of innapropriate criticisums and comments, unfortunatly there were no staff members on at the time so most people had to deal with it. Then another player named: iiiliiilliiiliii joined the server and also started shouting the same kinds of abuse. They both admited to be alts and boasted that even if they were banned they would come back again and again and again, several more alts then joined and the server was filled with spam. Thankfully dag joined and started muting and banning all of these annoying alts and Ehm and his spammers left, swearing revenge on the server. We havnt seen him since and we can only hope he is gone forever.

GoodBye Mandarin

The Creator of PirateCraft Articles is leaving the server, mandarin_panda was an inspiration to us all and i hope that one day he will come back to us and continue where he left of with writing the news. Goodbye mandarin!

The Fate of The Articles

Many people will be glad to hear that the news will continue. I wil strive to upkeep the news that mandarin cherished and loved and will try as hard as i can to continue to keep it to two articles a week (this hasnt been recently as i have been in germany and mandarin is leaving)

No advertisements this week (contact Icanra in game to discus advertising on the news)

Icanra’s Joke of the week!

So a pirate walks into a bar, okay, and swaggers up to the barkeep and demands a glass of rum. Shouting to the barkeep: “Your rum or your life, dog, what’ll it be?”.

So the bartender, being a reasonable fellow, makes no complaint but simply grabs a large glass, a bottle of fine dark rum, and begins to pour. And while he’s waiting for the glass to fill  he sizes up the pirate, having never seen a real pirate before.

This pirate is in full pirate gear. Gold earrings, patch over the eye, a big filthy white blouse covering his sweating chest, tattoos everywhere, all of it. But protruding from his pirate trousers is the unmistakable form of a steering wheel.

Well, the bartender sees that the glass of rum is just about topped off, so he passes the glass across the bar to the pirate, who nods curtly and takes a huge swig of the rum. Slapping a doubloon on the bar top, he turns to walk away, when our bartender’s curiosity gets the best of him.

“Wait, one second. What’s up with the steering wheel?”

And the pirate turns back and fixes him with a beady glare from his one eye. “Arrr, I don’t know, but it’s drivin’ me nuts!”