Dude, you came on after months away, bearing in mind you were one of the first people to betray the BE. You realised we were still active, and seconds later, you’ve declared war on us. Everyone in chat starts laughing, and a few minutes later, Dagersh, the headhunter, turns up to you’re unclaimed base, and kills you. Not gonna lie, I was wetting myself.
You start claiming “I was going to move anyway” , and I make the rather excellent pun “well, now you can travel light” in reference to you losing all your stuff. And then you logged out. This stuff is comedy gold, it all but writes itself!
If needed, I have screenshots of you insulting everyone under the sun, you declaring war on the BE, and then begging for peace. And please, for the love of all things mighty, learn to grammar bruh.
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