Pirate Craft. Secret Santa

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November 30, 2015 at 10:07 pm #24456
CaptainCracken
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of course ill join! 😀

Why do Christmas trees love the past?

Because the present is beneath them.

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November 30, 2015 at 10:17 pm #24458
ProWil
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Count me in icanra!
Username: Wilsonmanzer
Joke: What do you call and obnoxious reindeer?
RUDEolph

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November 30, 2015 at 10:30 pm #24459
MrDork
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Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

So he can “ho ho ho!”

Lemme know if i’m in.

Hi
November 30, 2015 at 10:37 pm #24461
Redstone_Potato
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Count me in!

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Joke:

Q: Why is Christmas just like your job?

A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
November 30, 2015 at 11:00 pm #24464
Gottalovepunks
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IGN: gottalovepunks 😛

Joke:

Jimmy: Did you know Santa only had 8 reindeer last year?!

Billy: Huh?

Jimmy: Comet had to stay home and clean the sink.

😀

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December 1, 2015 at 12:27 am #24469
Kitsune
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I would like to join. ^_^

IGN: Mystic_Kitsune

What do you call a red-haired baker?

A gingerbread man!

(Not 100% a Christmas joke, but close enough. 😛 )

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December 1, 2015 at 3:49 am #24493
maxx
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Maxx_The_Witch

what is the dinosaurs least favorite reindeer

comet…hahahaha..no, nothing?
December 1, 2015 at 10:06 am #24505
Anonymous
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Bazurka wrote:

Bazurka. What do you call a pirate who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.

Pirates aren’t rebels, they’re just thieves. Rebels are people who actively go against their leader. Pirates just break the law and steal to profit, but they don’t count as rebels because they’re not doing it for any sort of political movement.

Your joke doesn’t work.
December 1, 2015 at 11:29 am #24512
GodsDead
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we could all build a big Christmas tree with chests under it to deposit gifts for each player part of secret santa, what I want to know is who will get who? Is the end date for everyone to enter? Im sure therees a secret santa website out there to randomly give out whos giving for who.
December 1, 2015 at 2:03 pm #24518
Bazurka
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Anonymous wrote:

Bazurka wrote:

Bazurka. What do you call a pirate who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.

Pirates aren’t rebels, they’re just thieves. Rebels are people who actively go against their leader. Pirates just break the law and steal to profit, but they don’t count as rebels because they’re not doing it for any sort of political movement.

Your joke doesn’t work.

Don’t think about it too much ! 😉

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December 1, 2015 at 2:11 pm #24519
Smokey River
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Count me in!

What do you call Santa’s Helpers?

Subordinate Clauses

?Smokeyriver?

I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

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December 1, 2015 at 2:57 pm #24520
Rubihube
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Anonymous wrote:

Bazurka wrote:

Bazurka. What do you call a pirate who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.

Pirates aren’t rebels, they’re just thieves. Rebels are people who actively go against their leader. Pirates just break the law and steal to profit, but they don’t count as rebels because they’re not doing it for any sort of political movement. Your joke doesn’t work.

or Or oR OR YOU JUST GO WITH THE JOKE!

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December 1, 2015 at 5:18 pm #24527
Icanra
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Elex. Pls stop trying to say others are wrong. Its just a game to get the server to have fun. Lighten up a bit

also who get who is random and i have place to host and plan for all so dont worry

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December 1, 2015 at 5:22 pm #24528
Icanra
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Elex. Pls stop trying to say others are wrong. Its just a game to get the server to have fun. Lighten up a bit

also who get who is random and i have place to host and plan for all so dont worry

btw this has turned so successfull i think we also need a party as well. Woooh if you wanna help out. Just say

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December 1, 2015 at 5:43 pm #24531
mountainrasta
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I would like to join if thats ok, i’m pretty new and might not have the best stuff to give but its the thought that counts,

What do you call people who are afraid of santa? Claustraphobic!

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sorry thats the best one i have!
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