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June 30, 2015 at 9:16 pm #16583
Markusi13
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Post all your jokes here! I’ll start.

How many germans does it take to change a light blub?

One. We are efficient and dont have humour.
June 30, 2015 at 9:18 pm #16584
Lithvather
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Why didnt the pirate get hungry on the desert island? Because of the sand-which was there

-Lithvather, Knight Of Winter
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June 30, 2015 at 9:43 pm #16589
Dr.solid
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!

Dr_solid~

Posesore of the Ope Ope No Mi

i realy like One Piece
June 30, 2015 at 10:07 pm #16593
Crazy Pirate
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How many jesus’s does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. He is the light.
June 30, 2015 at 10:40 pm #16597
Charlie
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How many software developers does it take to change a light bulb?

Woah, woah, woah… Slow down! That’s a hardware problem!
June 30, 2015 at 11:23 pm #16602
Zedicus
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How many anglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five, and you should’ve seen this lightbulb! It must have been *this* big! Five of us were barely enough!
July 1, 2015 at 12:15 am #16605
Rubihube
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Grand-Overseer of Vault-Tec, and overseer of Vault 121.
Message me about joining Vault-Tec!
July 1, 2015 at 12:22 am #16607
raven
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.”

The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”

@Markusi13
July 2, 2015 at 8:31 pm #16711
CaptainCracken
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What is the god of all the trees?

Spruce Almighty

-CaptainCracken

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July 3, 2015 at 3:59 pm #16750
QueenRep
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Why did the HMS stay for King and Queen?

Because his majesty was to lazy to change the name!

~Queen of the Woodland Elves
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July 3, 2015 at 4:37 pm #16753
Dr.solid
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i dint get reps joke XD

How much did the pirate pay for his hook and peg leg?

(An arm and a leg!)

Dr_solid~

Posesore of the Ope Ope No Mi

i realy like One Piece
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