Current Username: Jakkeyyy
Username when banned: Jakkeyyy
UUID: UUID 9014f99c-1490-49da-8b94-5f1ba5ec26dd
Your punishment tracker link: https://bans.piratemc.com/index.php?action=viewplayer&player=Jakkeyyy&server=0
Banned By: Your mom!!!!! :O

Unban Appeal

Guy oh my god how has it been!!!! I am going to come back to Piratecraft!!!! This is my appeal omg omg omg omg!!!! I have come up with the 13 reasons why I should be unbanned and more!!!!

1. I have cut my ding dong in half giving myself a micro ding dong so I can be like you guys

2. I will now back stab everyone I know and make fun of them behind their backs

3. I will lie to staff and give them false information over pixels

4. I will be a virgin and obsess over people online and make weird things.

5. I will in fact never go outside I have started by removing all the grass in a 100 mile radius around me I have hired people to remove grass wherever I go

6. I will get a staff position to only abuse power, find stuff out and in fact not do any staff work

7. I will start not just recording things for staff but in fact recording everyone 100% of the time then clip the recordings to make it seem like they said something offensive!!

8. I will start to make Minecraft threats because I am again cutting my ding dong in half and turning into a virgin to be more like you guys!!!!!

9. I will also be acting like a woman because as we have seen being a girl has a lot of perks on this server!!!!!!!

10. I will be in fact a two faced liar also because that is just what has to happen if I want to be on pmc. And try to get people’s IRL friends to say bad stuff and share stuff about them!!!

11. I will be kissing staff’s ass I have learned that this is the only way to live.

12. Also I’ve found out that only pussies who keep their mouth shut can play on pmc so after this I will keep my mouth shut and be a pussy. Of course I will cause drama in discords then say I am bipolar and retarded which some of you actually think I am.

13. ?????????? what is the thirteenth reason???? :0000

Those are the 10 things I will do to be unbanned on an extra note.  will turn European since unless your European or a douchebag you can’t be staff, maybe I will be a douche bag too!!!! I’m just trying to fit in!