FNA LoN Comms have gone dark

THIS IS A WORK OF SATIRE AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY

Recently, after a structure for honorable warfare was suggested (which @InventorJohn did first, btw) the FNA LoN commons have gone dark, my anonymous admin-level source gives me the scoop on what he has heard on this topic.

Everyone I’ve talked to has said “they probably just got bored” but that could not be right, could it? My source says otherwise, according to my anonymouse source, our server overlords wish to insite violence between these two groups, hoping to cause a war to weaken all nations involved. Evidence towards this include the EE VRE scare earlier last month, according to VRE and EE, plans to invade VRE were planned, were scrapped, yet the “green scare” as sources call it, has seemingly cropped up, sources also confirm due to the risk of the situation, the FNA has made plans for a Cross-country military transport tunnel. Due to this information the following countries are at DEFCON III: NRR, VRE, EA

Thats not all my sources have told me, however. My very special anonymous source has given me the final piece to the puzzle: why the admin elite would want to do this. According to extensive research, head admin and server owner GodsDead has a small nation proclaimed Novapangaea (Latin word “novus” meaning new, and, however misspelled, Pangea, the original super-massive continent that was the origin of the 7 continents) and has claimed that one day he wishes for this place to rise again. My source explains to me that this is the purpose of weakening the FNA and LoN, they want to destroy all competition to ensure the steady rise of the elite, god-like nation of admins named Novapangaea, much like the book Red Rising, this elite group of God-Like warriors would slowly invade the weakened neighboring nations, until eventually the server would be drove back to what it was like at the begining of the server’s infancy: Chaos. But thats just a theory.

~Chasedillon123, the M-files

Daily dose of Latin: Panem et circenses,

Bread and Circuses

NOTE: shortly after writing this, the commons once again became active, howevr my source tells me the elite was monitoring me while I wrote this, and wanted to alieve suspicion, please still watch where you tread.

Special thanks to Kinda-sorta-editor Koi0001 (informed me of my grammar and spelling mistakes)