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    Palmerageddon
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    No one has actually brought this up and pressured me into uploading this at any point, but this is my English homework for the Lord, the Meme, the now Deist God= Ms Garner.

    I give, you; Don’t Get Me Started On…

     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><b style=”mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;”><u><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 16pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”>Don’t Get Me Started On…</span></span></u></b></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><b style=”mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;”><u><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 16pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”>English Homework</span></span></u></b></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><b style=”mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;”><u><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 16pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”>By Palmerageddon (expected me to put my real name? ha no :P)</span></span></u></b></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><b style=”mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;”><u><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 16pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”text-decoration: none;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”> </span></span></span></u></b></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”>Ladies & Gentlemen I am here to enlighten & amaze you, as that is my goal in life & today, but it has become a drag doing it day in & day out.</span></span></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”>I am here to propose a way of stopping this from happening, allow me to explain to some of your ‘lesser’ minds.</span></span></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”> </span></span></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”>Sometimes I sit there & hear conversation, that’s all fine & dandy until you hear a crucial detail which is wrong.</span></span></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”>I then sit there listening to more & more details be missed, feeding false information to each other, making the bonds of that greater, making the chances of it being passed on into an infant like a gene, giving it a deformed idea of the world around it.</span></span></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”>
    <span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”> This annoys people like me, we have far too many children, adults, aunts, uncles, elders, parents, siblings, friends & peers being wrong on a regular basis & it’s all because of one minor detail which can send us spiralling down into oblivion because of the lack of knowledge.</span></span></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”> </span></span></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”>You may say I’m over reacting & yes I may be but if you ever hear someone make a mistake which could have easily been avoided you would feel what I feel.</span></span></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”> </span></span></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”>For this I have come up with a solution; in every house, street, building, room, car, plane etc.</span></span></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”>There should be a small ‘robot’ on the roof or wall, inside it would have a voice decoder which when listening to people it would compare it with actual fact & what they are saying.</span></span></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”>If they get things wrong which could be easily learnt, discussed about before asking it or just easily avoided if they thought about it thoroughly, this would also track their brain waves to tell what sort of IQ this person had & what they know & whether it’s relevant or not will help decide the consequence.</span></span></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”>But this consequence is only wrong, the detail if it is wrong will make the ‘robot’ quickly arm it’s self with a lazer designed to destroy the mind & soul of that person instantly; no pain the wrong-doer will feel but only all their cells at once being taken apart to their bare essentials; in other words, atoms.</span></span></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”>An example is when you’re at an aquarium or zoo, you often hear parents telling their children the abbreviated term of an animal name to their child, for this they do not get destroyed, as the child (if a suitable age) may not know what a Tiger Shark may look like but would know it would be of Shark shape.</span></span></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”>For once I was at an Aquarium & a Bonnethead Shark swam past in one of the tanks.</span></span></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”>A child at one would look at a Bonnethead Shark & think ‘Hammerhead Shark’ as that is one of the only sort of shark species they could define as it is different.</span></span></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”>The problem which would probably get them blown up & their parents as they didn’t quickly correct them was that lots of information around the tank told you about the fish in it, though these were on scrolling screens boards where in place too but still this child didn’t learn & the parents made no attempt at putting the mistake right.</span></span></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”> </span></span></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”>Another is when movies are talked about with friends or family.</span></span></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”>An increasing number are getting made up mistake names which are almost exactly the opposite of what their actual name is.</span></span></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”>For example an increasing amount of people call the film; Absolutely Anything – Absolutely NOTHING.</span></span></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”>This gets me annoyed as it is completely the wrong name & its so seemingly obvious no one would call a film like that as no one would actually would want to watch it but I would but only because I would be going to the right place while all the others are going ‘where is Absolutely NOTHING?’ while I’m sitting in a cinema somewhere on my own watching the ACTUAL film because I know what its name really is.</span></span></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”> </span></span></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”>I believe the Human race is beginning to evolve into a race where back in time intelligence was seen as a brilliant ability we have against other lifeforms on Earth, when many people appreciated this many of the things we know now which they thought, are true.</span></span></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”>So even though many of what they knew back then, has now been proven wrong like I just said, they took pride correcting people & if people were wrong they would get attacked in the streets.</span></span></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”>This I know is wrong in modern culture but the fact that people are no long corrected properly in a formal way has now turned strong believers in the true into believers in the true but we don’t really care whether we are right or wrong.</span></span></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”>This seems pedantic & yet again I agree but it’s beginning to grow on us.</span></span></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”>More & more poor nations are getting education & if the world continues to grow like this they will get education but it would be like YES I FINALLY CAN LEARN BUT WHAT EVER I THEN LEARN DOESN’T MATTER AS THE MODERN WORLD ACCEPTS IT!!</span></span></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”>Another example is people use to think we were in the centre of the entire universe.</span></span></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”>It’s a nice idea yet it is wrong.</span></span></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”>If people back then said it was wrong like it is they could be put on trial, after being told they were wrong.</span></span></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”>Today we go don’t be silly & pat those who believe this on the head & give feeble explanations.</span></span></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”> </span></span></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”>This can be seen as over a THIRD of Russia thinks the SUN goes round the Earth.</span></span></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”>Yet we know this is wrong nothing happens to help educate them & tell them it’s wrong, so this gets passed on.</span></span></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”> </span></span></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”>We need to destroy people like this & it’s not just Russia but also sometimes on the desks around me who think things like this.</span></span></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”> </span></span></p>
     
    <p style=”margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;”><span style=”line-height: 107%; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;”><span style=”color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;”>So now after I have enlightened you now & surely amazed you join me & lets help our race get back on legs & NEVER BE WRONG AGAIN!</span></span></p>
     

     

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