What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

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April 25, 2016 at 10:00 am #33414
GodsDead
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Aye Matey
April 25, 2016 at 10:23 am #33415
iOdiwanKenobi
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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road, because he had no guts!

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April 25, 2016 at 1:44 pm #33423
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Why did Adele cross the road?

To say “Hello from the other side!”

Founder of the Coalition
April 25, 2016 at 5:19 pm #33433
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What is the name of Olly Murs’s synthetic sister?

Polly Murs.

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April 25, 2016 at 9:20 pm #33443
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Id tell you a joke about infinity, but it would never end. 😛

I'm the General of the British Empire. (yep, that happened)
April 25, 2016 at 10:16 pm #33447
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What did the first mate see down the toilet?

The captains log

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April 25, 2016 at 10:17 pm #33448
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lol this has been interesting

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April 25, 2016 at 10:45 pm #33455
iOdiwanKenobi
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Did you hear about the mathematician who hated negative numbers?

He would stop at nothing to avoid them!

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April 26, 2016 at 1:10 pm #33468
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He said “I don’t know about you but I’m feeling 82!”.

John Archaius - The Inventor whose machines usually blow up.
April 26, 2016 at 1:12 pm #33469
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much for a drink; the bartender says for you no charge.

John Archaius - The Inventor whose machines usually blow up.
April 26, 2016 at 1:14 pm #33470
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The bombs that I make are so cool that they blow people away!

John Archaius - The Inventor whose machines usually blow up.
April 26, 2016 at 1:15 pm #33471
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Two satellites got married the ceremony was so and so but the reception was great!

John Archaius - The Inventor whose machines usually blow up.
April 26, 2016 at 8:53 pm #33489
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(haha i like nerdy jokes 😛 )

i would tell my joke about a glass of milk, but it was spoiled.

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