For too long have men, women, and children been starving. For too long have people been eating unhealthy foods that they don’t actually know what they are! For too long have people been committing the violence of eating rice which lacks the proper nutrients and vitamins that people rightfully deserve! For too long have I been using for too long as beginning words of the sentences in this paragraph! Today the leafy greens movement has begun!
Together we shall fight these injustices by planting leafy greens in our yards and replanting nature’s leafy greens. No longer will we just survive by eating rice for we shall thrive by eating nutritious leafy greens. We can make the world run on clean energy by converting leafy green matter into leafier energy.
Our future depends on our ability to something else than eating rice. We must grow leafy greens in order to make the world a more leafy greenier place. Together with the help of leafy greens we can bring world peace and end world hunger. Join the Leafy Greens Movement!
John Archaius - The Inventor whose machines usually blow up.