So as some of you may know, I’ve been vacationing with some family. Recently I’ve been logging in using my family member’s connection, which isn’t fully set up for wifi. So I tend to get internet lag spikes and have to disconnect and re-connect to refresh the connection.

MrJolly decided to siege me today, and my internet conveniently lagged out. I tried to eat a gapple, drink a Strength II potion, and shot 3 arrows, (none of which registered at all due to my excessive lag). I ended up getting stuck in a piston and every time I jumped it said “You cannot teleport from a besieged area” or something like that. Long story short, MrJolly killed me without any hassle or trouble, and he took everything of value. Everything.

I say all that to say this; I am now in a complete irreversible war with MrJolly and anyone who is friends, allies, or in the same crew as him. Anyone and everyone who plays, trades, buys, sells, or considers MrJolly a friend is as good as done until this war is complete. I will not stop this war and I will not consider the war a victory until I’ve collected 10 of MrJolly’s head, all from pvp.

Thank you MrJolly, for breaking the final straw on the camel’s back. Thank you for severing the few ties the BE had with me. And most importantly, thank you for giving me incentive to show no mercy. Don’t sleep on me now. This is the beginning of the End.

– IoXoI