Jim was a noob. He loved to pet pigs but he got hungry, so he decided to eat bacon. When he had time to bake fried pork, and then he revealed the location of El Dorado and ate cake that killed, in a seemingly impossible manner, the notorious El Dorado assasin. Ate cake, then puked it through his nose, then jim found a Nether Portal that malfunctioned, he then died, but he was reanimated with the strange new abilities due to the nether portals reaction with the cake he ate. People then celebrated Jeaster (Easter for reanimated Jims), while dancing naked, they got attacked by a mutant and turned into SPIDERMAN! Jim was then thrown under the shadow of the bat, and drank alcohol. He then got brutally beaten by Gotham’s street thugs, and had to eat something nasty to survive, Unfortunately for Jim…(Find out next week on Dragon Ball Z)
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