How’s this (Sung to the tune of Diggy diggy hole by the YogsCast (Sorry Uni, no milkshakes, rainbows or wine)):
Brothers of the sea rejoice,
Raid, loot steal with me,
Prepare your weapons and your voice,
Fight, stab, kill with me,
Sail towards the enemy,
Swim forward from the sea,
When we land on the shore,
We attack ’til they shout “No more!”
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BORN IN A SHIP,
NO MERCY SINCE BIRTH WE’VE SHOWN,
RAISED TO PILLAGE,
OUR CANNONS FIRE COBBLESTONE,
WE’LL BURN THEIR VILLAGE,
SKELETONS WE KILL FOR BONES,
TO STEAL AND LOOT MAKES US FREE,
COME ON BROTHERS SING WITH ME,
I’M A PIRATE AND I’M STEALING SOME LOOT,
STEALY STEALY LOOT,
STEALY STEALY LOOT,
I’M A PIRATE AND I’M SAILING A SHIP,
SAILY SAILY SHIP,
SAILING A SHIP.
On board our ship, homebound we head,
We attack, then we go,
Whether it was us or not,
The enemy do not know,
Back home with our fleet,
We are celebratory,
Our victory was clear and sweet,
So we prepare to repeat,
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