Hello recently I have been banned for something that I have not done. When I joined this server, it was a great server and I loved it. Over the months this server has become worse then what my first server was. It is now a PVP server where people whine and complain due to being killed, but Godsdead seems to act so hostile towards it. (Anyone remember the map daylight idea? Terrible idea.) During my first few months of being on this server, I was also under the impression and Godsdead has told me and others that this server is not pay-to-win. But this server is pay-to-win and both Secondeath and Lew are perfect examples of it. I will admit that I am probably the biggest asshole on this server, but I despise hackers and have reported a glitch to the admins that could have ruined this server (the one that allowed people to enable claim explosions in claims they weren’t trusted in during a siege after realizing it was a bug. So you’re welcome Piratecraft players, I constantly steal your stuff, but I helped stop your stuff from being taken by a bug.) I have also helped Godsdead realize that some players might (probably are) be using the spawn chunk to their advantage.

Before my permanent ban, I was muted for simply pointing out to Godsdead that his server was being ripped off by Lew and Secondeath. (their server is starting to look more and more like Piratecraft) My current ban is very similar to what happened to me because of that mute, I was banned because of no reason besides Godsy simply just disliking me and because he took Lew’s word on me apparently advertising Lew’s absolute shit server. So no, this is not a ban appeal but merely me revealing some interesting facts and giving a goodbye to everyone. I do not wish to play on a server owned by a hypocritical liar. So goodbye everyone, and I want to say some special things to certain players.

CoV – I loved playing with all of you and I plan on still playing with you guys on other games/servers. I’ve only played with a few groups on video games and I have to say, you guys are the most interesting. Also, you’re not a bunch of oversensitive whiners and actually know how to take a joke. Dagersh, I always found your Canadian insults to be rather amusing you pathetic overweight American. 😛 Cysteen, I always seen you as the sympathetic/empathetic member of CoV even though despite what most people believe, we’re not monsters. Loved playing with you. Asterity, I hope you don’t kill anymore AFK teammates and steal their bounties you deceptive homicidal maniac. Don’t stop being one though. Dan, hope to see some screenshots of some ships you build/fix/steal. Vent, hope you finally get to kill some scrubs without them PVP logging again. Arti, you need to stop with those fishing hacks of yours. 😛 (Inside joke) and MCShovel/Souldin, I hope to hear that you guys finally become like the next KingKarim/Saraphim7 with that insane money making base of yours. I would keep writing more about CoV members, but this paragraph is getting too large, so screw you guys. Next!

Reptaria – Despite you being a pathological liar, annoying roleplayer, I still find you to be one of the most entertaining and interesting people I have ever met. I hope to finally play ESO with you and for you to teach me your Elven ways on that game. Thank you for playing, Creed slave. 😛

michty – At first I thought you were a hypocritical lying whiner, but after meeting you on TS, I learned that you’re only a hypocritical moron, but still pretty cool. So I hope to play with you on Steam.

Chailey – Ugh, someone who shares my dislike of incorrect grammar and spellings. Please make sure that my grammar and spelling in this post is correct.

Silverstone47 – I like you but will never understand why you’re not powerful. :/ Work on that, and I loved the times I played with you/kill you.

SmokeyRiver/Vapecloudbear – Despite Vape giving me a warning, I loved playing with you guys and hope to keep playing with you on other games/servers. You guys are like the friendlier version of Bonnie and Clyde (just you guys didn’t die…in real life.) I loved you both.

CallieMav – The great PVPer of the staff team, I enjoyed the conversations I had with you and hope to start playing with you on Steam.
CrazyPirate1 – You are one of the biggest ass-kissers I have ever had the displeasure of meeting. If you dislike the PVP so much on this server, why not just go to a PVE survival server? Grow a pair and remove your lips from Godsdead’s ass.

EmperorSalt/Lew – Congratulations, you have become worse then Reptaria and have eliminated one of the more active CoV members through lying. I did not advertise your server and I would never want to advertise such a trash server. Get another tissue from Secondeath to wipe the happy tears from your eyes, you narcissistic prick. :’)

Secondeath – Whiniest motherf*cker on this entire server. Grow a pair and man up. Also, please keep me up to date on your 7-11 business and tell me how it works out. Also, learn to play Minecraft without the need to pay-to-win from your favourite butt buddy: Godsdead.

Now finally the most important person on the entire server…

Godsdead: You made a great server, turned it to shit, had terrible ideas (Siege plugin? Really? Don’t get me started on the live map idea again.) so now you can go play in traffic and get hit by a car you “disgisting waste of human life”. 🙂 (Oh, for someone who’s from the homeland of the English language, you have shit English skills.)

Goodbye everyone and have fun on your PVE server, oops I mean PVP server! 😀

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