Current Username: Cowboy_Malta

Username when banned: KassIsShort

UUID: 19f3ec62-9a0b-417d-89e3-d69741521749

Your punishment tracker link: https://bans.piratemc.com/index.php?action=viewplayer&player=KassIsShort&server=0

Banned By: Ae0n

Dear Ae0n,

I’m writing this ban appeal to let you know that I’m not surprised you’ve made the foolishly foolish mistake of banning me. I mean, let’s be honest, you’re just a moderator on a Minecraft server, and I’m the one with all the talent, skill, and charisma. It must be hard for you to see someone like me, with all my awesomeness, and know that you’ll never be half as cool.

I’m sure you thought you were doing some kind of great service to the Piratecraft community by banning me, but let’s be real. You’ll never find another player like me, someone with my quick wit, my good looks, and my incredible talent for building upside down Ts. You’ll just have to settle for all the other boring players on your little server.

But don’t worry, Ae0n. I won’t hold it against you that you couldn’t handle all my awesomeness. After all, it’s not your fault you’re so small and insignificant in comparison. You can go back to your little moderator throne made of the corpses of innocent deckhands and continue to ban all the players who threaten your tiny little ego.

In the end, it’s not my loss that I’m banned from Piratecraft. It’s your loss, Ae0n. You’ll never get to experience the true greatness that is me. So go ahead, keep your boring little server. I’ll find somewhere else to display my incredible skills and talents.

PS: Don’t unmute lil craft he smells funny

With great love,

Malta