Oh, my, God all of you, do you not realize that this is all bull and the only real part was that “hey, the comms arent really working, and is slowly becoming inactive”? MY SCHPEAL IS I’M SUPPOSED TO SOUND LIKE A CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORIST. This is very sad guys that you could not tell that this was SATIRE. @reptaria first off, LoN members confirm you had previously pitched the idea, and this was not meant to be an attack tword you, the addition of the “Green Scare” was to add interest to the story I was creating. @palmeraggedon calm down man this was meant to be silly, and the only bit that is true is of the FNA LoN direct comms becoming less active. @CaptainCreackerz excuse me sir, but I am trying to convey real news (that the LoN FNA commons have been less active) in an attractive, funny, satirical way, my style of writing news is putting in real news while adding FICTIONAL stories to the causes/effects of said news in order to grab the interest of the audiance, so no I am not trying to start drama, I am trying to make a story of our Godsy overlord starting drama in order to give people a laugh or a good story.

Thanks to you guys, from now on I will be adding “This is meant as a work of satire and should not be taken seriously” to the begining of my articles, if I am accepted, so things like THIS dont happen -_-

@koi0001 this isnt just a fake document, I simply added some story to semi boring news in order to make it more interesting, and what do you mean “Please don’t just make sentence in full paragraph”?…

Alo first major newsletter give me a break lol