Greetings, residents of PirateCraft!

As many of you know, the British Empire lately held its third election race to determine our new Prime Minister for the next six months. The winner was anointed on 25th March 2016. It has taken a week for him to put together his new cabinet.

But now the wait is at an end at long last. Without further ado, on to the results!

Prime Minister: Chailey, once front runner for Prime Minister before leaving the British Empire last summer, finally decided to stick with the crew for six months in order to lead the British people to victory. Widely known for his incredible patience and unflinching stoicism to the cause, he will undoubtedly make the finest Prime Minister the empire has ever seen!

Vice Prime Minister: There can be no better candidate for the seat of Vice Prime Minster than the legendary Reptaria. The founder of the Elven Empire is rarely active in political topics these days and it is general knowledge that he/she currently has absolutely nothing to do on the server. With such talent going to waste, it is simply a no-brainer to appoint the leader of the elves as to the highest executive committee of Westminster.

Election Commissioner: Having run the elections from day one, there is of course no other person in the empire capable of running an internet poll other than myself, lest some terrible catastrophe occur. I have studied the art of using fully automated tools for five years in order to work out how to count votes properly – and only occasionally do I lose count using my twelve fingers.

Minister for Justice: A true paladin of the light, noble Dr. Solid is a most just and honourable soul whose wise words never get taken out of context. He despises pirates of any kind and will justly condemn wrong-doers and haters to death. Active as always, this vigilant guardian of justice will enlighten the mind of any player who follows his YouTube video links.

Chief of Police: Jedi serve as the long arm of justice of the Star Wars universe (according to the first trilogy), so ObiwanKenobi is a good choice to let loose on the likes of Javainvader, Chamberlain and HardTimez. His incredible jedi mind tricks warp the senses of his fellow players, leaving them dazed and confused. Every pirate server needs an all-powerful master of kendo to keep the naughty deckhands in check!

Minister for Recruitment: No player has reached the hearts and minds of the community like Ultracreeper. His impassioned speeches will undoubtedly accrue a loyal following of talented, free thinking donators and long-term players who will contribute greatly to the reputation of the British Empire. As a fierce advocate of modesty and even-temper, this fellow is just the right man for the job.

Home Secretary: We have always maintained a solid relationship with BensterPC, a lovable player who enjoys helping others and solving conflicts. For too long have our projects stalled and stagnated, now is the time for a real leader to take the helm and promote British values in architecture and culture.

Chancellor of the Exchequer: As everybody knows, the British Empire is in dire need of cash. Jettyman’s proven himself an apt negotiator on the forums. Even while downtrodden, he never once resorted to begging or pleading and always seems to come out as the winner of any debate he participates in. This is no doubt the person we need to handle our monetary affairs and have complete control over British expenditures.

Foreign Secretary: Widely known as a big-hearted, cuddly teddy bear, Elexandre always seeks to find the good in people and reaches out to those in need of love. When conflicts arise, Elexandre never hesitates to take the initiative and pour water on the fire, securing friendly relations with every single player on the server as well as a place in their hearts. Who else could be better to manage our international relations?

Media Commissioner: The British Empire is always in need of serious, intellectual media to recruit new, mature players. One of our loyal followers, Stampy Cat, happens to host live TV-debates and provide new insights into current topics, such as the root causes of terrorism, the long-term consequences of drug use, the influence of modern pop culture on the cognitive development of teenagers or the philosophical argumentation for and against the concept of a leisure society. Be sure to tune into his broadcasts to broaden your horizons!

Thank you for reading, we look forward to an exciting six months with our new government. If you have any questions, our Prime Minister, Vice Prime Minister or Foreign Secretary are the people you should get in touch with.

Signed,
The Election Commissioner
PaulOnFire