Skeleton kill: That skeleton had a bone to pick with (player)!

Axe kill: Executioner (killer player)’s meat cleaver decapitated (victim player)!

Unarmed kill: (Victim) was battered like a fish by (killer)

Stone sword kill: THWACK! That ain’t a sword, that’s a club!

Witch: (Player) was sacrificed in the name of Godsdead!