The Fate:

Due to recent events on the PirateCraft server and coupled with the new’s founder: Mandarin Panda, leaving the server for the foreseeable future the news unfortunately reports an end…

To Elexandre’s Salty Reign (gottcha :P)

The Player Elexandre was recently banned of the server on the 2nd of april 2016 at 3:42 am (on my birthday xD) for finally reaping what he sowed when GodsDead and the other admins banned him for: Advertising servers, multiple warns, tempmutes, tempbans, disgisting waste of human life” [PirateCraft Ban Management]. The Events that occurred as described by GodsDead were as such:
Im sleeping at 3am,  get woken up by a skype message from EmperorLew saying Elexandre is advertising EmperorLew copycat server, so I ban them both temporarily as its 3am and im trying to sleep and I don’t have time for this crap, /ban is used; not tempban as I don’t have the patience to write out the entire command on my phone, while in bed 3/4 asleep, so I can deal with these morons in the morning, there are no staff online.

I specifically tell Chailey who seems to be talking to Elexandre, this so they both know; and I specifically tell him that if Elexandre creates a bull-crap manipulative forum post then the ban is permanent, because I know the kind of person he is (Guess where im wasting my time replying to now?)

Elexandre backups are made, you didn’t stop anything, you have never helped the server or anyone, its you and you alone.

“I was muted for simply pointing out to Godsdead that his server was being ripped off by Lew and Secondeath” Thats a complete lie; you were muted as I was knee deep in testing 1.9 and you came onto the test server and shouted “WHY WAS I KICKED”, you legitimately stopped testing for 1.9 for everyone on piratecraft because you demanded to know why you were kicked, twat. maybe you were kicked for being a complete asshole you agree to being.

Elex then posted what seemed like a ban appeal, which was then i groaned expecting to read somthing like: I’m so sorry/i lernt my lession/i didnt do it/please let me back on the server. But when i loaded up the post labeled:’Not a Ban Appeal’ it was a torrent of abuse towards many players including staff and members such as: Reptaria, Emperor Salt, Secondeath and finally GodsDead. This seals the fact that Elex will never get back on the server, although i expect that he (like most other banned players like him) will return with more abuse.

So! Many! Spammers!

Recently on PirateCraft there was a new player named Ehm. He was on the server for a while before he started to shout alot of innapropriate criticisums and comments, unfortunatly there were no staff members on at the time so most people had to deal with it. Then another player named: iiiliiilliiiliii joined the server and also started shouting the same kinds of abuse. They both admited to be alts and boasted that even if they were banned they would come back again and again and again, several more alts then joined and the server was filled with spam. Thankfully dag joined and started muting and banning all of these annoying alts and Ehm and his spammers left, swearing revenge on the server. We havnt seen him since and we can only hope he is gone forever.

GoodBye Mandarin

The Creator of PirateCraft Articles is leaving the server, mandarin_panda was an inspiration to us all and i hope that one day he will come back to us and continue where he left of with writing the news. Goodbye mandarin!

The Fate of The Articles

Many people will be glad to hear that the news will continue. I wil strive to upkeep the news that mandarin cherished and loved and will try as hard as i can to continue to keep it to two articles a week (this hasnt been recently as i have been in germany and mandarin is leaving)

No advertisements this week (contact Icanra in game to discus advertising on the news)

Icanra’s Joke of the week!

So a pirate walks into a bar, okay, and swaggers up to the barkeep and demands a glass of rum. Shouting to the barkeep: “Your rum or your life, dog, what’ll it be?”.

So the bartender, being a reasonable fellow, makes no complaint but simply grabs a large glass, a bottle of fine dark rum, and begins to pour. And while he’s waiting for the glass to fill  he sizes up the pirate, having never seen a real pirate before.

This pirate is in full pirate gear. Gold earrings, patch over the eye, a big filthy white blouse covering his sweating chest, tattoos everywhere, all of it. But protruding from his pirate trousers is the unmistakable form of a steering wheel.

Well, the bartender sees that the glass of rum is just about topped off, so he passes the glass across the bar to the pirate, who nods curtly and takes a huge swig of the rum. Slapping a doubloon on the bar top, he turns to walk away, when our bartender’s curiosity gets the best of him.

“Wait, one second. What’s up with the steering wheel?”

And the pirate turns back and fixes him with a beady glare from his one eye. “Arrr, I don’t know, but it’s drivin’ me nuts!”

Greetings, residents of PirateCraft!

As many of you know, the British Empire lately held its third election race to determine our new Prime Minister for the next six months. The winner was anointed on 25th March 2016. It has taken a week for him to put together his new cabinet.

But now the wait is at an end at long last. Without further ado, on to the results!

Prime Minister: Chailey, once front runner for Prime Minister before leaving the British Empire last summer, finally decided to stick with the crew for six months in order to lead the British people to victory. Widely known for his incredible patience and unflinching stoicism to the cause, he will undoubtedly make the finest Prime Minister the empire has ever seen!

Vice Prime Minister: There can be no better candidate for the seat of Vice Prime Minster than the legendary Reptaria. The founder of the Elven Empire is rarely active in political topics these days and it is general knowledge that he/she currently has absolutely nothing to do on the server. With such talent going to waste, it is simply a no-brainer to appoint the leader of the elves as to the highest executive committee of Westminster.

Election Commissioner: Having run the elections from day one, there is of course no other person in the empire capable of running an internet poll other than myself, lest some terrible catastrophe occur. I have studied the art of using fully automated tools for five years in order to work out how to count votes properly – and only occasionally do I lose count using my twelve fingers.

Minister for Justice: A true paladin of the light, noble Dr. Solid is a most just and honourable soul whose wise words never get taken out of context. He despises pirates of any kind and will justly condemn wrong-doers and haters to death. Active as always, this vigilant guardian of justice will enlighten the mind of any player who follows his YouTube video links.

Chief of Police: Jedi serve as the long arm of justice of the Star Wars universe (according to the first trilogy), so ObiwanKenobi is a good choice to let loose on the likes of Javainvader, Chamberlain and HardTimez. His incredible jedi mind tricks warp the senses of his fellow players, leaving them dazed and confused. Every pirate server needs an all-powerful master of kendo to keep the naughty deckhands in check!

Minister for Recruitment: No player has reached the hearts and minds of the community like Ultracreeper. His impassioned speeches will undoubtedly accrue a loyal following of talented, free thinking donators and long-term players who will contribute greatly to the reputation of the British Empire. As a fierce advocate of modesty and even-temper, this fellow is just the right man for the job.

Home Secretary: We have always maintained a solid relationship with BensterPC, a lovable player who enjoys helping others and solving conflicts. For too long have our projects stalled and stagnated, now is the time for a real leader to take the helm and promote British values in architecture and culture.

Chancellor of the Exchequer: As everybody knows, the British Empire is in dire need of cash. Jettyman’s proven himself an apt negotiator on the forums. Even while downtrodden, he never once resorted to begging or pleading and always seems to come out as the winner of any debate he participates in. This is no doubt the person we need to handle our monetary affairs and have complete control over British expenditures.

Foreign Secretary: Widely known as a big-hearted, cuddly teddy bear, Elexandre always seeks to find the good in people and reaches out to those in need of love. When conflicts arise, Elexandre never hesitates to take the initiative and pour water on the fire, securing friendly relations with every single player on the server as well as a place in their hearts. Who else could be better to manage our international relations?

Media Commissioner: The British Empire is always in need of serious, intellectual media to recruit new, mature players. One of our loyal followers, Stampy Cat, happens to host live TV-debates and provide new insights into current topics, such as the root causes of terrorism, the long-term consequences of drug use, the influence of modern pop culture on the cognitive development of teenagers or the philosophical argumentation for and against the concept of a leisure society. Be sure to tune into his broadcasts to broaden your horizons!

Thank you for reading, we look forward to an exciting six months with our new government. If you have any questions, our Prime Minister, Vice Prime Minister or Foreign Secretary are the people you should get in touch with.

Signed,
The Election Commissioner
PaulOnFire

I couldn’t find the media application post so I made this.

Applying as photographer, even though Chailey told me it was SEUS or nothing, I gave it a go.

Thank you, Enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s87QIsvHklA

Due to the release of 1.9 and the massive changes to the end. ALL players with end bases and/or homes need to remove ALL their contents and remove there homes. For old donators DO NOT delete your home just move its location. Also for our records please comment below with the fact you have done it so we can tell who visited the end.

YOU HAVE BEEN EVICTED 🙂

Smokey

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