In all seriousness, here’s a round up of the past 3 months:

• Helper rank introduced as a temporary rank which allows the user to jail, mute, and kick I think. Admins can freely set anyone to this rank and demote as they please. Current helpers are LEGO, Nahadoth, Bazurka, and Palmerageddon.
• Emielreijs and PythonAce promoted to Moderator
• TAS and CLTN had land drama – it quickly escalated and involved staff
• A shrek cult was formed by JUSAplayer1- basically a bunch of people with shrek names shreking people
• The_Network, JavaInvader, and Kellyyore removed from staff positions, Creepermorderen promoted to developer
• We discovered that Kettoh, Jmoo, and Riverwood202 had been spawning in money for the past 10 months, they were banned along with The_Network. CLTN – TAS drama largely stopped at that point. Their belongings were confiscated.
• Introduction of the ‘Locker’ as a punishment – you are teleported to a separate world made of sand and must dig 3 double chests of sand (I think) with no tools. You are unable to talk, tp out, or skip the punishment.
• Halloween crate was added and keys drop randomly to people every 30 minutes. Top prize is a highly sought after sharpness 11 hoe.
• Shockerboy died
• A small bit of drama ongoing right now between several crews