Search Results for 'InventorJohn'
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Topic: Wadsworth,InventorJohn STOP
ok guys stop the leafy greens and rice stuff your clogging up the fourm
you can do this stuff in game plz can you guys just drop itI eat crayons with my eyes...
Never put marbles in ur nose it hurts
King of Scoryenthea
Mayor of CrythusTopic: InventorJohn
InventorJhon claims his movement is about peace, yet from the very beginning he has called out us rice kin, declared us violent and hereticts, his movement wants peace just as much as the Zulu wanted peace.
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Vivat Rei Republicae
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▲ ▲Inventorjohn’s racist assumption that rice only grows in China is astounding, obviously this is proof that InventorJohn is a bigoted communist who does not know how rice works, rice is grown on land just like vegitables are, but they need more specific conditions, such as more moist ground, while vegitables ALSO require freshwater to grow. Furthermore carbohydrates found in grains provide more energy as apposed to the sugars such as glucose found in vegitables that only provide short term energy, so even science disagrees with InventorJohn’s movement.
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Ω Former Consulate and Emperor of the New Romans Ω
Vivat Rei Republicae
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▲ ▲Topic: Death to leafy green eaters!
Death to leafy green eaters!
Leader of the Narwhal Syndicate
Former Official Bitchnugget of the Asylum
King of the Elves, 2016-2017 (Rumoured) Crew History:
United States Empire
Solis
KHAOS
The Asylum
Piratequest
Phantom Pirates
The British Empire
The Coalition
Dealer's Deck
House IndorilDo not listen to the evil leafy greens cultists, they seek to blind you from the truth, rice was never meant to be a stand alone meal, for it is great with curry, some butter, chicken, steak, soup, the possibilities are endless! This commie inventorjohn seeks to derive you from one of the worlds most widely used food sources, its cheap, its easy to make, and it is easy to cook, InventorJohn only wishes to empty your pockets with expensive, watery vegitables.
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Ω Former Consulate and Emperor of the New Romans Ω
Vivat Rei Republicae
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▲ ▲Topic: FNA LoN Commons gone dark
FNA LoN Comms have gone dark
THIS IS A WORK OF SATIRE AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY
Recently, after a structure for honorable warfare was suggested (which @InventorJohn did first, btw) the FNA LoN commons have gone dark, my anonymous admin-level source gives me the scoop on what he has heard on this topic.
Everyone I’ve talked to has said “they probably just got bored” but that could not be right, could it? My source says otherwise, according to my anonymouse source, our server overlords wish to insite violence between these two groups, hoping to cause a war to weaken all nations involved. Evidence towards this include the EE VRE scare earlier last month, according to VRE and EE, plans to invade VRE were planned, were scrapped, yet the “green scare” as sources call it, has seemingly cropped up, sources also confirm due to the risk of the situation, the FNA has made plans for a Cross-country military transport tunnel. Due to this information the following countries are at DEFCON III: NRR, VRE, EA
Thats not all my sources have told me, however. My very special anonymous source has given me the final piece to the puzzle: why the admin elite would want to do this. According to extensive research, head admin and server owner GodsDead has a small nation proclaimed Novapangaea (Latin word “novus” meaning new, and, however misspelled, Pangea, the original super-massive continent that was the origin of the 7 continents) and has claimed that one day he wishes for this place to rise again. My source explains to me that this is the purpose of weakening the FNA and LoN, they want to destroy all competition to ensure the steady rise of the elite, god-like nation of admins named Novapangaea, much like the book Red Rising, this elite group of God-Like warriors would slowly invade the weakened neighboring nations, until eventually the server would be drove back to what it was like at the begining of the server’s infancy: Chaos. But thats just a theory.
~Chasedillon123, the M-files
Daily dose of Latin: Panem et circenses,
Bread and Circuses
NOTE: shortly after writing this, the commons once again became active, howevr my source tells me the elite was monitoring me while I wrote this, and wanted to alieve suspicion, please still watch where you tread.
Special thanks to Kinda-sorta-editor Koi0001 (informed me of my grammar and spelling mistakes)
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Ω Former Consulate and Emperor of the New Romans Ω
Vivat Rei Republicae
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▲ ▲Topic: Ask Inventor!
In a world were beer and logic come together to form derp you can ask InventorJohn in the totally best group ever, Ask Inventor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John Archaius - The Inventor whose machines usually blow up.